[She sounds tired, and a few yawns are recorded before her customary drawl is heard]
Question: is it sacrilege to celebrate a holiday you don't know a goddamn thing about if onna' your gods is encouraging it? 'Cause I'm wonderin'. Tryin' not to catch holy hell, here.
'Course, I don't know if I'm understandin' exactly what the point is of all this. Plants that make you kiss people? Giant, pointy trees? These weird little glass baubles or whatever the hell?
[a beat]
Think I heard somethin' about drinkin' and singin' too. I'm all for that. You all can have the rest of this stuff, though. Especially the damn plants.
Question: is it sacrilege to celebrate a holiday you don't know a goddamn thing about if onna' your gods is encouraging it? 'Cause I'm wonderin'. Tryin' not to catch holy hell, here.
'Course, I don't know if I'm understandin' exactly what the point is of all this. Plants that make you kiss people? Giant, pointy trees? These weird little glass baubles or whatever the hell?
[a beat]
Think I heard somethin' about drinkin' and singin' too. I'm all for that. You all can have the rest of this stuff, though. Especially the damn plants.
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